41 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (September 8, 2023)

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    Vertebrate - VENTURE FORTH Venture Forth: A D&D Podcast @ventureforthdnd When your party of murder hobos come across a town with no problems: This is unbearable. :
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    Forehead - And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    Organism - Bert didn't know what all that stuff about "his immortal soul" and "aeons of servitude" was, but a 1d10 cantrip sure sounded cool O CD
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    Jaw - DM: your health drops to zero. you fall unconscious level 11 Barbarian: No....No I dont think I will
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    World - LET'S PUT AN OGRE HERE, RIGHT BEHIND THIS HIDDEN TRAP DOOR molin.com Random Map 4 AND WE'LL PLACE A GOBLIN WIZARD WITH FIREBALL MEMORIZED HERE ON HIS SHOULDER, BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND
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    Musical instrument - Every players first character Every VS. players 40th character
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    Head - My sorcerer when he can't land a single spell on enemies and has been useless for the whole fight when he finally decides to bust out Old Reliable Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Magic Missile
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    Chin - *party shares their backstory* Veteran Paladin: "... and thats how i lost my squad of warriors" necromancer: Doug Welch RACING COLLECTIBLES oh my god! thats terrible, where?
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    Forehead - "In my character's backstory, they've already felled armies, slain gods, and saved the universe" "OF COURSE, NONE OF THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED; THEY'VE JUST RECENTLY ESCAPED A MENTAL ASYLUM" imgflip.com PANTA
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    Cartoon - Wizards After all these years 1st level spell slots 2nd level spell slots Wizards 3rd level spell slots Finally, I can cast Fireball
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    Cartoon - DM: *Starts rolling dice randomly* Party: I FIND THIS BEHAVIOR HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS
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    Font - Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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    Forehead - a mimic pretending to be beer mug the barbarian intimidating it into staying as a mug until he finishes his drink
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    Forehead - Me: Can I have a pet baby dragon? DM: I have 2 conditions: It will be an egg, looking like a rock for your player It will be there but it's up to you to find it Me: Thanks! *Next Session* DM to party: You find the entrance to a stone quarry Me:
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    Gesture - Cleric: I have uses besides healing. Rest of the party: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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    Cartoon - When you roll a nat 1 and the DM is in a good mood. You...saved me? CO I'm not through with you.
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    Hairstyle - 40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager. xatarstate-jpgp
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    Purple - Me conta help you with your battles
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    Font - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOING "GOBLIN MODE" GOBLIN GRINDSET IS 24/7 AND CAN NOT BE TURNED OFF 1/1 23RF PLEASE DO NOT APPROPRIATE GOBLIN CULTURE EVERY TIME YOU MAKE AN OOPSI-DAISY
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    Hair - party: have we got enough rations to reach the mountains? lizardfolk ranger: maybe the real rations are the friends we make along the way hold up C
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    Forehead - The party Stop giving me your toughest battles The DM It's a puzzle made for 5-year- olds
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    Nature - Paladin: hey druid, you've been acting weird since that Vampire bit you. Maybe we should get you checked out... Druid: nah it's all good Also druid:
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    Human - O O An incredible shifting labyrinth of puzzles and traps Players @beatourquest Moving the encounter they skipped to the next room, over and over. Put * 0
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    Eyebrow - Players when the shop with powerful items is owned by a powerful person
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    Facial expression - DnD players when the DM tells them that their spell doesn't do the thing they're trying to do with it (they never read the spell): This is outrageous, it's unfair.
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    Forehead - Oregon Donor @OregonRolledA20 unm mulu "Sir the adventuring party just used a second bag of holding and another portable hole" ME NA Con :
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    Tableware - When you're just enjoying some light hearted downtime at the tavern and you see the DM roll a ton dice. 189
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    Art - Me, looking for things to put in my campaign A book series I stumbled upon while at Barnes and Noble FIMORE
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    Vertebrate - Me planning D&D sessions for my players that both challenge them in new ways and play to their strengths Me trying to plan a date with my gf a Andr SS
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    Facial expression - The Party: "It is absolutely vital that we all stick together for this. Do NOT split the party." The Rogue: Nah.. ima do my own thing
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    Cartoon - The players joining the BBEG because they agree with them. The players joining the BBEG because the DM made them hot.
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    Forehead - When you come home and find her reading the Players Handbook
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    Chin - When you finally play an artificer after reading memes about it and realize that it's not just "the gun class": How many other lies have I been told by the council?
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    Product - AMIGOD URTOFEL DO DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PLAYER IN THE CAMPAIN
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    Forehead - 3rd level party: has levitate* Encounters: The barbarian Flying 20ft above the ground and over enemy defenses Some poor Bastards:
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    Cartoon - When you pop into Roll20 on a Thursday morning and find your Rogue already in there -This is where I come to cry. -Cool.
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    Cloud - When you're playing P&D and your cat steps onto the battle map
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    Organism - Normal campaign planning Normal campaign planning @beatourquest I need to give the candlemaker a backstory so when they ask he can tell them he fought during the 'Great Gnomish Rebellion' of 113C.E. He lost his wife beforehand and she's how he learned to-
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    Forehead - 16 Things to say that will always start a fight Alright everyone, roll initiative
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    Cartoon - KNOW THE WORK RULES DC Fantasy Name Generators, ChatGPT Generate a fantasy name for me APPROPRIATE AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
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    Cat - Rogue: Nothing can make me cry. Wizard: I'm proud of you, son. Druid: I made some muffins. Would you like one, sweetie? Barbarian: Come and give your big bro a hug! Rogue Party A loving found family To

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